TRAKTOR

(c) The Kremlin Grooving Boys 1998
[Apologies to organizers of the 1980 Moscow Olympics]

Chorus:   Traktor! Traktor!
          It is big and it is Red
          If it hits you, you'll be dead
          Because it weighs five tonnes. Hey!

          Traktor! Traktor!
          Its wheels are big its seat is high
          Its too slow for a drive by, but
          Still we carry guns. Hey!

Verse:    One hundred years post the decline        
          of Marxism - you're traktor's fine!
          Sky blue paint, with pin stripe line, 
          Prevent against decay.

          Vladivostok's factories' best, work
          Round the clock, they never rest
          They're forging iron to beat the West, make 
          Traktors all day.

Chorus:   Traktor! Traktor!
          Made from finest Soviet Steel!
          Drive it and I'm sure you'll feel,
          Its strength is Number One! Hey!

          Traktor! Traktor!
          For ploughing Steppes its just the thing!
          (It runs on Vodka in the Spring!)
          Is there nothing it can't do?

Refrain:  Trak - tor! (x4)

Verse:    Da! Da! Just the thing!
          It the people make to sing!
          Of Iron strength - it is the King!
          (No, Central Committee!)(Ooo, sorry!)

          Plow, plow till day is done
          The tractor is of Number One!! 
          Tilling fields is wery fun
          Of Siberia

Chorus:   Traktor! Traktor!
          Made from finest Soviet Steel!
          Drive it and I'm sure you'll feel,
          Its strength is Number One! Hey!

          Traktor! Traktor!
          For ploughing Steppes its just the thing!
          (It runs on Vodka in the Spring!)
          Is there nothing it can't do? (No!)

Refrain:  Trak - tor! (x4)

Lynski:   If you make enough traktors, you can have night of the 
          Constantinople of East... And maybe go of the Moscow Disco!