PROLETERIAT (BAD ASS PROLETERIAT HOME BOY IN THE HOOD)

(c) The Kremlin Grooving Boys 1998
[Apologies to Gansta as a genre] 

Every one in the house say hello... hello...
We are the Kremlin Grooving Boys
Come to funk up with us, da!
Come to funk up with us, da!

(lots of funky record scratching, v early hip-hop)

Are you a member of the Proleteriat?
(Yes ah am, Uh! yes-ah am!)             [Spangly guitar]
Are you a member of the Proleteriat?
(Yes ah am, Uh! yes-ah am!)

Are you liking of Borscht? Are you in love of cabbage and potatoes, homey?
(Yes ah am!)
Are you proud in manifest Soviet destiny?
(Yes ah am!)

[Hard core guitar break]

Moscow Dynamo
Soccer team of Uncle Joe
Space race In your face
US lagging, in disgrace
Proleteriat!
Proleteriat!

Every Woman, Every Man
Get behind of Five Year Plan 
Leningrad, Stalingrad
We grooving boys are really funky!
Proleteriat!
Proleteriat!

We like of market strong, not free! Go
Soviet Economy!
True model at democracy
Elected people's deputies!
Proleteriat!
Proleteriat!

Grooving funky, having denim
Queue to see the tomb of Lenin
Tractor! (Tractor!)
Tractor! (Tractor tractor!)
Proleteriat!
Proleteriat!


RIFF [Get funky! (yelled at some stage)] - (corny russian folk theme #1, thrashed)

Break it down for me comrades!


You bad stinky ass hoe, get down!
  What is like, hoe?
Like Hoe is agricultural implement.

Yo like, Mama, I am wery much the bad ass
I am getting down with my bad ass self
  
  How, like bad is your ass?
It is on the limit. It is of the worst.

  Why is your ass bad? Do you need proctologist?
Don't dis on my posse.

  I am not, I have been of toilet. 
  Perhaps you need like of the toilet wid your very bad ass

Like baby wow, my ass is bad, MC gangsta rapper

Are you a member of the Proleteriat?
(Yes ah am, Uh! yes-ah am!)             [Spangly guitar]
Are you a member of the Proleteriat?
(Yes ah am, Uh! yes-ah am!)

Do you like of driving Tractor?
(Da! Da!)
Do you like of driving Tractor?
(Da! Da!)

This is for you...

[Lynski]

(link to tractor song)


[Bonus lines!]

1 pt      Yo, people'sbeatsecretary S, Take
          these motherfukas to Red Square, 
          Most bad ass place in Moscow 'cause,
          The Kremlin is there

2 pts     We rock it from the East,
          And we rock it to the West,
          So that you are knowing who is the funking best
          It's the KGB! Da!
          Thats the... KremlinKremlinKremlinKremlin Grooving Boys

5 pts     Yeltsin!

10 pts    Vodka!